The Big Bad Black Man Speaks

Sup world? Its ya man, The UrbanMiracle aka The Big Bad Black Man aka GI BRO aka Chuck Claps Jr. People having been suggesting I join the.. whats the term? Ah yea, "blogsphere" or however you spell that shit. On some real, I thought it was some corny type shit nah mean? Like I used to type my lil funny ass stories (all true by the way) about my job and my dealings with these corny celebs (Yo Ciara, wait till I see you in the streets son!) and people would comment and laugh but I never really took it that seriously. I really dont take much of this planet seriously. Maybe its to a fault. I dunno, but sometimes I do have these I guess notions in my brain and I feel I must share with my fellow mankind. Cuz, this world will have you fucked up. Money, school, females.. all designed to fuck you up. Im not bias, from time to time I will look out for the females because, you know, Urban got love for the females and I like helping everyone. But you know, you females got R&B music to help yall out. Men, we got you know, well, maybe the barbershop. Anyways things to look for when you read my post

1) Music. Im a producer (but who isnt now in these times?) and Im heavy into the underground scene. I got my own radio show poppin off (ONBLASTRADIO!) and it has its own blog (ONBLASTRADIO.COM) in which I post news, vids, and FREE (yea I know you gonna check it out now) downloads. Its on Mondays: 6pm est, Wednesdays: 11pm est and Fridays: 6pm est.  Shout out to my girl Vida Starr who I love very much for helping with it. She got her own show(On Blast With Vida Starr) which is a spin off poppin every Thursday at 11pm est (8pst) If you got hot tracks or you think you nice, send ya joints to my email URBANMIRACLE@GMAIL.COM and we will play em. We also do live interviews so hit up the email for details on that.  As such, I will be spewing out my opinion on the rap game as it is (its pretty trash actually) from time to time. I dont hate, I just comment. I'll probably post some music and videos on here too.

2) Females. Im not a heart throb by any means, but I do have my share experiences with the ladies. And most of em, have been lets just say, not so romantic comedy with happy smiles at the end. More like action thriller with therapy sessions provided when the movie is over. Not to say all females are bad, just crazy. Absolutely crazy. Not crazy like bad omg she is a danger to society crazy but, each female has their own unique shade of crazy to em. And our jobs as men are to see if we can deal with it. Ive made the mistake of trying to CURE the crazy to no avail. Also it helps to have alot of patience. Me, not much bothers me. It takes alot to get under my skin. So people tend to think nothing really bothers me. Hmmm it does but I dont show it. I dont get mad. I just get by. I love yall females do. Im here to help yall!

3) Sneakers. Im a sneaker head. Way before it was cool. Now everyone is a "sneaker head" talking about OG Jordans before they were sperm. The game is fucked up with these diva ass niggas. Kicks are created to be worn. I rock my shits. I just keep em clean. Buy what I like and keep it moving.

4) The Man. And no I dont mean the white man. Even though sometimes he can be the devil. But niggas be fucking shit up too. A lot actually. The Man in itself, it just the simplification of a class of people who, with untold wealth and power, control the masses (we) into staying where we are. I know what you gonna say, "But Big Bad Black Man, Obama is president. And you can be anything you wanna be." BLAH BLAH. Fact is, The Man wants to think that. Obama is a puppet but thats for another post. The Man got us attach to hip, to his/her wealth. The fact that we go to great lengths (sell drugs, rap, play ball and other nigga-ish antics) to attain it the seemingly "easy way" proves this point. I love to do music. The point of I dont really care about fame. But if I was better at math or really into my nerdyness, I would probably a astronomer. And I should go for it. Because contrary to belief, they get pussy too.

5) Family. Because with out them, who would provide the countless stories of crazy family tenderness. Naw, my family is cool as shit. I love my pops. He infamous for coining the term "stumblebums" which is slowly but surely joining the hood lexicon. My brother, well he deserves his own blog. And my sis, she needs another blog too. But Im lazy so Ima jumble them on this one.

There is more stuff but you know, you probably read enough. Anyways I wish to thank anyone who comes across this blog and find it informative and entertaining. Any comments, leave em. Much love to the real folks out there doing real things.