Sup folks! Its ya man, The Big Bad Black Man aka GI Bro (I get the job done) aka Chuck Claps Jr in the place to be. This installment, Ima piss off alot of folks out there. But fuck it, my blog, blow me if you dont like it. Anyways, we gonna be talking about alot of your favorite rappers and how they put me to sleep. Im not hating, but these niggas.. they lack whatever it is to keep me interested in their music. I go to their shows and be bored and shit nah mean? Doing my taxes, planning my week out and shit while Im at these niggas shows. Anyways lets into the list
1) Joel Ortiz: I tried. I really did. I even went to a show of his. This cat just isnt all that interesting. I know he from Brooklyn and he spanish. But this nigga is CORNY. None of his joints are memorable or like super hot. I mean, he wack. Like for real. I skip his parts on Slaughterhouse all day. No one wanna here no heavy set wack Rican cat from the BK rap about nothing. I was at his show with my dude Farahani da Don and I was bored. I went to the bathroom. Grab a drink. Cop a few numbers from the drunk white "hip hoppers" women and turn to one and was like damn, this nigga still rapping? You know its bad when you gotta ask that. Stop rapping nigga.
2) Wiz Khalifa: Honestly, his mixtapes are dope and I still bump "Get In My Car" once and a while on my show: http://blogtalkradio.com/onblast (check me out!) but his album, SNOOZEFEST. For one, Im sick of these skinny ass rappers. Infact, FUCK ALL YOU SKINNY ASS RAPPERS! But thats another blog topic. Second, this nigga looks like Jar Jar Binks with road maps all over him. Third, he a sucka for love. How you gonna tat a known slore on ya body son? Is that what you trying to teach the youth of today? To fall in love with these smuts cuz they give up the pum pum? Rolling Papers? More like Toilet Papers. Complete utter trash. I wasnt even that big on "Black and Yellow" (fuck the Steelers. Yea I said that, come see me). He's not as bad as ya boy Ortiz but.. he's good if I need good nap.
3) J Cole: Is this cat ever EVER gonna put his album out? Tell you the truth, I see why Jigga hasnt put this cat out yet. He hasnt made a hot song is a long time. He's run out of subject matter. Ok, we know you were a dork before you got put on. Ok we know the hoes wasnt hollering before you got put on. Ok we know you spit hot fire and you're a dweeb from NC. We get it. Anything else Mr Cole? No? STOP RAPPING. All ya mixtapes sound the same man. Rap about I dunno, ANYTHING ELSE. Please. Hopefully when his album drops, we can wow us but for now, do something to get a buzz for yourself. Slap a DJ or something. Simba... FUCK OUTTA HERE. The real Simba aint soft. At all.
4) B.O.B: This corny mothafucka. Just look at him. I bet you my Grandma who is 92 can go up and take this loser lunch money. I wasnt feeling this cat. At all. None of that Airplanes or that Bruno Mars shit. And fuck ya guitar nigga. Who you think you is? Wyclef? FUCK OUTTA HERE. I lose all credibility for this clown when I found out he didnt even write the songs. Lame. I dont got much to say about this fool. Stop rapping. Thanks
Yo... dont this cat look like Freiza from Dragonball Z? Ol let me power up and destroy the universe ass nigga. Ol Ima kill all the Sayians ass nigga. Goku styled on you!
5) Big Sean: Look at him. He even yawning on himself. This cat right here. BORING. I was a fan but I heard the album and fell asleep for about 3 hours. First off, he fighting with his girlfriend Drake over a flow or style thats has been used for DECADES. Second, he's rhymes are pre-school at best. I cant fuck with this cat. Nah. Lame. Shit Im falling asleep talking about this cat. Moving on.
6) Lloyd Banks: Forget the punchlines. Forget the sleepy voice. Infact, thats why he's on this list. Once he ran out of punchlines, he is a pretty boring rapper. See I love Tony Yayo. Not because he is the best lyricist of the G Unit. Yayo has character and ignorance all over his records. He got energy. This cat, all he had was punchlines and he aint even got that no more. So, yup, that Hunger For More 2, more like Slumber For Me.
So yea there you go. All these wack corny mothafuckas make me go night night. Any questions? Spare me. You cant convince me these cats are hot. Now, Ima go take a nap. Peace
