The Following Rappers: PLEASE STOP RAPPING

Sup folks! Its ya man The Big Bad Black Man aka Agent Bridgeneekov aka El Capi-tan To My Spanish Folks aka The Black Ultimate Man. In todays edition of my infamous rants, we will go through a list of a few people I think are an absolute embarrassment to the Hip Hop culture. They some how get the OK to rap. No. Stop rapping son. Ya shit is horrible. No one wants to hear that trash. For real.  Audio pollution indeed.

1) Swizz Beatz: Yea back in like 98-99 you was popping son. You had some great beats (even though, they were simple strokes of the keyboard with bells and whistles) under ya belt but I dunno who gave you the Ok to rap. Stick to the beats son. All ya singles have been trash. We only listen for the beats nah mean. I mean niggas are sick of you. First off, you dump Moshonda, and she was fine as shit. Then you go and make Ms Keys preggo. Then you front like you design those Reeboks and you didnt do shit. Then you dick ride Kanye and make ya own Monster Monday series (Kanye had GOOD Fridays) that NO ONE was listening to. Then I hear his new joint, Bonkers. I want my hearing back. Just stick to being Mr Keys and make some beats. Lame. Fuck a reebok too. Nike head son!

2) Birdman: This nigga. I mean, he was cool back in the day with Mannie Fresh behind the beats. Big Tymers were my shit to be honest. Ignorant but funny and entertaining. But thats cause Mannie Fresh was behind 95% of the music. Without Fresh, this nigga is TRASH. No one wants to hear you rap son. No one is hating that you got money, I mean for real, who cares? But the fact that I gotta listen to Fiyah Flame Spittas forty times on my radio station aint wats poppin slime (thats why I made my own station, onblastradio holla!). Then you dont ever pay ya producers. No wonder why you got millions, you dont pay no body no money. You give Tyga, Gudda Gudda and Jae Millz and em nothin but those wack ass cheap ass YMCMB shirts and keep it moving. Just stick to extorting Weezy and making failed oil companies. DONT RAP. PLEASE

3) P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Diddy whatever the fuck he's calling himself: I love Biggie but the one thing I would tell him not to do, is give Puffy the ok to rap. I mean, yea he had a couple nice joints nah mean, Missing You, All About the Benjamins and all that. But thats cause he took advantage of us missing Biggie. Now, its been decades since, and you wack son. Dirty Money, that shit is trash. No one wants to hear you rap son. I love Sean John, I love the fact you went for yours. No one is hating ya paper gangsterism. I mean you destroyed so many rappers careers: Craig Mack, Loon, Mark Curry, Black Rob, The Band, and more recently Red Cafe (who is never dropping shit by the way). You made them famous enough for them to make YOU paper but left them to rot. Good work. But for real son, stop rapping. And you trying to sing too. Good lord. Just stick to extorting niggas and making hot shirt. Cant stop wont stop.

4) Snoop Dogg: Look dogg, we need know you like 65 son. You were hot back in the day. Now, its just almost pathetic. I love that show you had for a hot sec on MTV. What was it, Snoop Televizzle FO Shizzle Bizzle Dizzle Missiles whatever the fuck. But for real, Im not even gonna like make jokes about this. Just stop.


And thats it folks. So if you see these niggas in the streets, please tell em, stop rapping. You are hurting our ears.